Sorry about the false start!

Okay, so even the best laid plans fail in the face of first semester finals. But now that sheer hell is behind me, I can get back to the important things in life....like wasting hours amusing myself with sites like this human gummy bear.

So not Washingtonienne...

As I spend a good portion of each day enjoying others' blogs, I felt like maybe I should finally drag my technologically-sluggish butt onto the scene. Hopefully my daily misadventures will provide entertainment somewhere to someone ('cause my friends here are getting really sick of my stories).

What to expect: I'm a female in my mid-twenties (so you know I'm over 24, since I would never have referred to myself as 'mid' back then!). I live in DC, work and go to school, trip and injure myself a lot, enjoy teasing boys, lie when I'm drinking, talk to strangers too much, and giggle like a five-year over my own cleaver rhymes. I'm also living in sin, which is an ongoing PGE (personal growth experience).

Let the blogging begin!