I've always been a little paranoid about my "man hands," especially after seeing that episode of Seinfeld when that chick's monster mitt is invading Jerry's personal face space. Whatever, just because I can palm a basketball and cover a few octaves on the piano doesn't mean I'm a freak.
But then certain experiences remind me why I have this paranoia. Like my interview today. I entered the room and shook the interviewer's hand.
Interviewer: Are you an athlete?
Me: No, just a bit out of breath from running up the stairs (thinking he was referring to my near-panting)
Interviewer: Oh, you have a very athletic shake.
What the hell does that mean? My hands are not only large, but also muscular? Dammit! But I got the job!
10 comments:
woo-hoo! Large hands are essential for typing, changing the water cooler, and other essential office skills. I also have freakishly large hands, so...I understand.:)
and congrats!
WOOOOOOO!!!
congrats on the new job!
see, a good grip will get you the job every time!
You have ginormous feet as well.
dude.
seriously.
why aren't you posting?!!?
time to update, Intern.
ahem...part deux.
seriously.
I will be removing you from my blog list of friends soon......(I know, what a threat, right?:))
This blog sucks.
Okay, I'll try this again. I also created another blog for Steve and I on our trip.
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